Sunday, December 23, 2007

The new employee............ a funny email I received

Resimay

To hoom it Mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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Employer's response...

Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.

SaNTa'S gOt A New SLeIGh....

I spotted this as I was leaving the grocery store parking lot the other night.
Looks like santa was getting an early start on deliveries. Like the PAPS... I tried to snap a pic as fast as I could but he was traveling at the speed of light.
It seems he's ditched the flying reindeer for something with a motor... trimed in Christmas lights. Sorry I couldn't get a pic of the wreath hanging on the grill.
Hope your Holidays are great... Enjoy!